l0velyalone:

personally, i’d love to have a friend like myself.

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chikixyuu:

don’t do drugs.  do me
do drugs and me.
do drugs with me. and then do me.

(Source: inbox)

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cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

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"I could start fires with what I feel for you."

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sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

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meladoodle:

*puts sunglasses on grandma’s corpse at open casket* she would’ve wanted it this way..

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I’m so tired of my brother being nice to everyone and then being a dick to me and my parents.

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royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

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